Momism:

Mom: “Well, I had better get busy.”

Me: “Ah, what are you going to do?”

Mom: “Oh, nothing.”

Me: “Doing nothing is what Winnie the Pooh loves to do the most.”

Mom: “He’s right.”

Mom: “ I wonder what I will do tomorrow. Maybe I will do the same thing I did yesterday.”

Me: “What did you do yesterday?”

Mom: “Oh, I don’t remember. You expect me to remember all the way back then?”